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Funny Joke I Heard Recently

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

The assistant replies, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $25.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $25.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $25.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $25.95, and Divorced Barbie for $495.00″

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

“That’s obvious,” the assistant says, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”

Have a great Day

Susie Q!

  • http://twitter.com/vkgordon Verlton Gordon

    This was a funny joke to share!

  • http://www.gatorhead.wordpress.com/ Bo Lumpkin

    It is the same in most divorces, it’s 50/50. The woman gets the house and whats inside except for the man’s clothes and the man gets what’s outside except for the lawn and car.